The Oregonian is more than just a scratching post

Now we all know that there are some pretty big things going on in the world: Global warming, War in Iraq, Palestine and Israel, and immigration reform affecting how the price of Del Monte canned foods just went up. Despite all that, THIS is the breaking news featured on the Oregonian, or as Chuck Palahniuk calls it, the "Boregonian":











In the words of Kurt: "I feel stupid. And contagious."

Thanks to http://www.kevinallman.com for the good eye and quick draw on the ctrl-print screen keys. (Or command-shift-4 (or whatever it is) on the Mac...)